Monday, December 12, 2005

New designs, products in the Candorville shop!

As part of our ongoing efforts to attack Christmas, we've created three brand new designs, in time for the holidays, that do not feature Santa Clause, and bear only a passing resemblence to Jesus. We also have several new products that you can have these designs printed on, including custom-made stamps, black t-shirts, and magnets (because your refrigerator's looking kind of empty).

Happy Christmahannukwanzaramadanurnalia!

This way to the Candorville shop!"


Jack C said...

You don't have to be a Christian to celebrate Christmas in America anymore than you have to be Catholic or Irish to celebrate St. Patrick's day. Anybody can become an American in spirit by accepting individual rights as the basis for an ethical and civil society. And they can celebrate Christmas like an American by putting up a tree, giving some gifts, and singing "Jingle Bells." You sure don't have to be religious, and the Christians' decrying the commercialism of American Christmas is the proof.
BTW, I loved your Monday spoof of the preacher seeking wealth. As an atheist, I hate hypocrisy.

a fellow pilgrim... said...

Faith in God is a gift - a very great and wonderful supernatural gift. Like all gifts, it must be given, and received. Ask the giver of all good gifts to favor you, in your weakness and spiritual poverty, with this special
blessing. (He likes to be asked. He never forces Himself on anyone. He respects the gift of free will, which
He, Himself fused into your immortal soul at conception.)
I'll be praying for your success, along with St. Anthony. (He is the saint you ask to help you find things)

Darrin Bell said...

Thank you, Fellow Pilgrim. I appreciate your prayers.

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